I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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