Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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