well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
