her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It's official drugs can't kill me
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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