I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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