where does the pee come out of this thing
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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