It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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