i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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