wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Do vagina's smell?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
the gays at disneyland are vicious
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Randomize
