Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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