They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
