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What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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