idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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