dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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