we're blogging at a bar
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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