im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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