So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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