I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire