how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.