why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...