What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?