yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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