White coat. Heels.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Randomize
