I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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