Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
