Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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