Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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