Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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