just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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