Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
