Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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