Porn is love you can see.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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