Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I am one with the molecules
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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