Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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