haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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