I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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