Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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