no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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