After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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