New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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