so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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