Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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