Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.