The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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