dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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