Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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