yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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