I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I'm really busy with my period
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