I hope mine doesn't look like that
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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