Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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