Fine. I'll sleep in my office
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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