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yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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