Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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