we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
How external is "for external use only"?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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