You can't motorboat a personality
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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