I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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