if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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