Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
