i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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